EPIC FAIL

ANTIMATTER ANTICS

EMERGENCY SHUT DOWN

It's not just a shutdown, it's an EPIC fail!

The antimatter reactor core has imploded, and with it, our hopes and dreams.

But don't worry, we've got a backup plan: our highly trained team of experts is on the job!

Or are they?

Maybe they're just hiding under their desks, praying for the apocalypse?

Read the official plan B (if we ever have one) See our team's impressive collection of hide-and-seek photos Read the thrilling tale of what went wrong

Stay tuned for further updates, or not.